Help him! Oh, thank you. Your body looks crazy. You should do more cardio and less weight. Oh, I can't go to jail. I'm too pretty. I won't last a day. No, no, I'll lift weights. I'll get really muscular. My voice will get really deep. I'll run the place. I'm sorry, what did you want? Your driver's license. Oh, yeah, I don't have one of those. Is i
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Мы будем жить так дружно, что ты никогда не узнаешь слез и печали. Ты мои ботинки почистила? Почистила. А обои купила? Купила и маленькую комнату оклеила. Однако сердце у меня не на месте. Швейная машинка починила? Почини, тебе сказать. А пусть у тебя засолки порубила? Порубила, посолила, вон на окне стоит. Ты на целый час раньше меня приходишь с
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Нужно глянуть уровень масла гидроусилителя. А где бачок? А, точно. Чик. Минимум. Вот и я думаю, что нужно долить.
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Morning, dickhead. Hello, moron. I wonder if you gentlemen could tell me where I could find Mr. Gustafson? No, Gustafson, no, no, sorry. Mr. John Gustafson? That's right. Uh, uh, you mean the lowlife, ass-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson? Have you seen him? Man's crazy, loco, always hanging out around thos
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