Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out. What's Ozzy trying to say there? John, absolutely nothing. The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen. Oh, no. Chicago. I love this song.
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Mark Manson
Four, two, three, sit down! Now! Sit! No! Bishop, stop! Bishop, stop! It's okay! It's alright! It's okay! Calm down! Get on the floor! Get some food! You want some food? Sit down! Sit down! Sit down!
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Mark Manson
Genius inventions that should exist everywhere. This is a toilet that allows you to be able to flush it with your foot. This parking garage has lines going up the wall to help you see for parking. This dish soap lists the purpose for each ingredient. In this bathroom they have lights above the stalls to indicate whether it's available or taken. Th
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Charlie Chocolate
Sorry, I have to make another withdrawal. Don't turn around. I can help you. Keep taking out money. That minivan to my left, is that yours? Yes. Just for clarity, you've been carjacked, right? My job is in the backseat. Gun? Yes. Stay here. This won't take long. Your mom better hurry the fuck up, kid, or this is gonna go bad.
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jojo9
Stay with me 真夜中のドアを叩き 帰らないでと泣いたあの季節が今目の前 Stay with me 口癖を言いながら二人の時を抱いて
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Jacob Junior
Uh, what are you looking for? My engagement ring. I took it off to pump my gas and I thought that I put it in my purse, but it must have fallen out. And I'm waiting for my flight and I'm... Well, listen, I'll find your ring and I'll FedEx it to you. I'll give you a reward. Don't be silly. $3,000. It's worth more than my car. Just give me your numb
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