Hey, excuse me, are you a Pokemon? No. Oh, because I'm trying to get a Pikachu. Hey, excuse me, is your name Siri? No. Oh, because you auto-complete me. That's a good one. Hey, excuse me. Yes. Was your dad a boxer? No. Oh, because you're a knockout. Hey, excuse me. Yes. Are you a campfire? Yes. Oh, because I want some more.
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Pump it up, you've got to pump it up, don't you know? Pump it up, you've got to pump it up, don't you know? Oh. Oh.
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Raindrop, drop top, hot top, smokey no cookin' in the hot spot Fuckin' on your bitch, yeah, tak, tak, tak Cookin' a girl in the park pot, we came from nothing to southern, nigga I don't try nobody grip the channel, like all of the gang and they come in, you dang Noste journo penso a day
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KASONGO YEEE MUMBALI NANGA KASONGO MBONA WEWO SONGA LIBARA OO YEEE KASONGO MBONA WEWO MBONA WEWO MBALI NANGA HEY! FUNKA! FUNKA! FUNKA! ATARI YA MAMA YAKE KAMANAY 1 KASONGO MBALI NANG
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Music Music Music Music Music
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When you know, you know, when you know, you know, you kind of make me laugh, running down that path when you're good at home.
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