Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Is Steve ready to walk to school? Oh, Debbie, look, this is my breakfast. Steve will be right down, honey. Be nice. Just so we're clear. Is that a Tech P11 9mm? You know about guns? Yeah, I use my dad's to shoot the eyes out of squirrels. Good God, that's a tough shot. Your sight needs a tweak, may I? Please. Hey, Debs, yo
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Joseph Mitchell
This is my pet duck, Adam, going for his first swim. Be careful, Adam. Adam! Adam!
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Isabella Lewis
My principal says that we're not normal.
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Gaie Houston
Oh, she bet she loved me, bro.
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Anthony Miller
What? Hiya!
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Gaie Houston
Igniting the plastic and the table is not what I thought was happening. We bought the chicken.
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