How many planets revolve around the Earth? Jerry! None, Art. Because the Earth and the other planets revolve around the Sun. I'm sorry. That's incorrect. And it's heresy. So we take away all your points, and we burn you at the stake. Darn.
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Sophia Rich
And you treat us like dokes! Hector, this isn't personal. It is! It is PERSONAL!
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Agni Gauss
I offered you $10 million. Would you take it? Yes? Yes. And what would you say? Thank you? I would. But the only catch is you don't get to wake up tomorrow. Would you still take it? No. Exactly. So that means waking up tomorrow is worth more than $10 million. So wake up with a smile on your face every day and say that you're worth a million bucks.
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Charlie Chocolate
Rill RRI savings consciousness ...
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Jeremy Jordan
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Zoe ZZZ
I know what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it.
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