I decided to go to Iraq, and I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact, so brave I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor? And, you know, I've given out so many to guys that are seriously brave. I mean, they come in with the arms are missing, th
The last time I got flowers was four years ago, on a date. No one wants to keep in touch with me after they find out I'm divorced. Am I that bad looking? Thank you.
Everybody was comfortable fighting Those steps were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There were the Funky Chinatown From Funky Chinatown They were chopping them up They were chopping them down They were chopping them up
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