I dropped a damn piece of sausage on the ground, then waited for some fucking ant to find it. It saw that big-ass chunk of sausage, got all excited, and ran the fuck off to report. While that little shit was off calling for backup, I snatched the sausage and swapped in a fucking rock. The ant squad showed the hell up only to find no sausage, just
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loving, loving, loving... Welcome home!
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75 years, that's how much time you get if you're lucky, 75 years, 75 winters, 75 springtimes, 75 summers, and 75 autumns, when you look at it like that, there's not a lot of time, life is too fucking short to fuck
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Алло, это радио? Здравствуйте, да, это радио. А поставь сегодня песню «Протыканный пельмень из Сан-Тропе». Какую, какую песню? Что непонятно? «Протыканный пельмень из Сан-Тропе». Макс, ты понял, что за пельмень?
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