I got fired from sleeping in, but then I got it back. Oh yeah, you did lose your job. I made a good joke. You got fired for sleeping in. So what was the joke? I called my boss. She was like, tell me why I shouldn't fire you. And I was like, all right, well, you know, reason number one, I think I'm a good employee, it was an honest mistake. And the
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Olivia Veqqie
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jojo9
Well, look, she decided to wear clothes today. Trixie, insult me! What's working? I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you. Stop ignoring me! Ignoring you! You can ignore me, Trixie. You can ignore me.
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Gaie Houston
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Agni Gauss
Do you think he could lift me like that? Of course I could. You are a girl. I could lift any girl. Oh, really? Then could you lift a ship? Ships are girls, you know. Yeah, well, could you lift the moon? The moon is a girl. Well, surely you are not proposing that you...
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