I just got to a parking lot and there's one spot left and I thought wow this is my lucky day but then as I was trying to pull into the spot this other car came into the parking lot too and he saw it and he zoomed ahead of me like zoom and tried to steal the spot from me and then I tried to make eye contact with him so that he could see I was fille
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Patricia Lee
Mary the ceiling the ceiling is clearly flooded Wait look at look at show the camera What you're fucking holding No show the camera where the line is Mary the point is you're trying to collect the water With a fucking stream No it's a bucket It has holes in it What the fuck are you doing You're right you're right Zach you're right on that one
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Issues of The Foot pus
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Yeah, keep it on face for the next day song, never tell a fact that I never stayed running, if it don't fix them, oh I got stacks to the left, take it for...
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Мам, смотри какой ебалай! Сынок, ебалай это ты, а порода Алабай.
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Mark Manson
Now you're gonna want to be careful because putting metal into a toaster, not necessarily advised. Run your toaster on the highest setting. We found that if you run it for four full cycles, you're gonna get medium rare. Throw it over here, good buddy. There's yours. And there's yours. Yours is bigger than mine. Mm. Mm. Mm. Who needs a grill?
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