I may be sickle in the drain, but I've got a few steps left in me. So when they tell you that you're finished and your chance to dance is done, that's the time to stand, to strike up the band and tell them that you've just begun. So when life's a real piece, super, you must choose to be a trooper or your life comes with a lifetime guarantee as you
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Patricia Lee
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Mark Manson
Can you get a pack of lights, please? Coming right up. Everything okay? I lost my wallet. It's for, um, emergency. You want some matches with that? Yeah. A little sweaty. What state is this? You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. Is there anything else? No, please! Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. You fucked up!
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Anthony Miller
Thank you.
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jojo9
This is all my way, I've heard this all the way, now I'm on my feet.
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