I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
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Zoe ZZZ
Are you Andy? Uh, yes. Is this yours? Did you write this stuff? My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card. Oh, yeah, right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me. So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was hurting for a squirting? Mm-hmm. Yeah, hurting for a squirting. I wrote
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Olivia Veqqie
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John Paul
Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for? Gold. I spend my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on? Family. Not without a cock, you don't? Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
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Mark Manson
Hey, if you guys all knew about cutting hard-boiled eggs like this, and you didn't tell me, we're going to have some serious beef. And, you know, shaking it kind of sucks, but if you just hold it and twist it, oh my god. I don't find anything that makes my life easier, but you just literally.
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