I used to bartend, and this L.A. heifer walks in my bar. And I said, hi, honey, how are you? Can I get you something to drink? She goes, oh, my God, you sound awful. I said, with my voice all the time, she goes, oh, my God, how awful for you. Right? So I just walk the other end of the bar and start plotting her dead. And right then, y'all, she giv
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Olivia Veqqie
I'm getting breast implants. What? Why? I mean, I know why, but why? Because I want to. You're not getting a boob job. Your mom's not here, and I'm not signing off on it. My mom bought them for me. They're my 18th birthday present. Fine, then I'm coming with you. There's gonna be at least one voice of reason in that room. Go ahead. You're welcome
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Jeremy Jordan
啊啊啊啊啊哎呦太后
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Charlie Chocolate
mais c'est dégueulasse
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Charlie Chocolate
Thank you.
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Patricia Lee
Yeah, it's quiet out here. I bet nobody would hear you fucking scream out here. I bet no one... Ow, fuck! No one will hear you scream. Huh? I said it's like a dream. We should head back. Why? We're almost there! I heard you. There's no one around. No. No one will hear you scream. What? I said it's like a dream. No, you didn't say that. What? What
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