If you ask me out and you're a millionaire, I'll say yes. If they're not a millionaire? Then we can be friends. If he doesn't own a house that's over $7 million, I won't date him. I just have, you know, goals and expectations and boundaries, and this is what I strive for. What are the other criteria that you're looking for in a guy? I want someone
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Charlie Chocolate
Oh, shit.
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jojo9
Hey, where you going, shawty? Because I got feelings That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night
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jojo9
It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back. Hey, man, I'm just saying. I'm a killer, defenseless animal. I'm an honor and sacrifice by grilling into some tasty barbecue. What I'm not going to do is torture it just to prove I can't hit anything further away than my own pecker. Your guate is a real junkyard dog. H
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Gaie Houston
I'll see you next time.
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Jeremy Jordan
If you dropped a nuke on a hurricane, you might think the force would be enough to completely destroy it. But hurricanes release the same amount of energy as a 10 megaton bomb every 20 minutes. That's almost 700 times bigger than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. To destroy a hurricane, you'd need to change the air pressure at the eye of the storm. B
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