If you fill your butthole with helium, then superglue your cheeks shut, you will not float away into space like a cool human balloon. You will just vomit and pass out, then wake up in the hospital after they pop your noose open with a spring-loaded cheek spreader and deflate you like a meat whoopee cushion. You will...
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Charlie Chocolate
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Agni Gauss
Kids are asleep? Yes, kids are asleep. What do you want? What? Why were you waiting here? Just wanted to say good job. And? And maybe ask if we could have a quickie? How quick? I'll lay a hundred dollars on the floor, and by the time you're done picking it up, I'll be done. And you get to keep the money. Deal.
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Agni Gauss
Thought you'd always be mine Oh, for you, I would've done whatever And I just can't believe we ain't together And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losing you I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you anything
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Gaie Houston
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Isabella Lewis
They got me sippin' on that coming soon. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
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