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accidentally spent eight hundred dollars on phone sex i was doing my makeup in the review mirror and i ran over your golf clubs i burned a hole in your favorite dress you didn t get that promotion because i called your boss a fat ass
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Sophia Rich
while producing michael jackson s thriller album quincy jones was calling for a balls out guitar solo over the song beat it there was only one man for the job that s right eddie van halen eddie agreed to do it under these conditions number one he wanted to be left off the album credits completely and two he would do it for a
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Charlie Chocolate
Me in my 80s talking to my grandson Ive lost my mind
fortnight
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Gaie Houston
and the fastest reader in the world i read one six hundred and seven tonight piggies book within two seconds yes good
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Zoe ZZZ
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Joseph Mitchell
there s some slight chin nothing new nothing new yeah tai chi chi chi with the hook bro is he good is he good
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