I'll take a banana split. Okay, Daffy. One scoop vanilla, one strawberry, one chocolate, and now hot fudge. Only on some vanilla and chocolate. Regular fudge on the strawberry. Now some whipped cream. Now some nuts. This is the complicated part. No green sprinkles on the chocolate. Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry. But both no red sprinkles,
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Joseph Mitchell
I had this patient who had to stay overnight because he had a severe asthma attack. He had to wear an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. My job was to give him a sponge bath, so I did. While I was giving him a sponge bath, he bumbled something from behind his mask. He said, nurse, are my testicles black? I was a little bit embarrassed because I
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Ты где это всё? Ну-ка отдай! Это кто тебе дал такое? Ещё и... Где было-то вообще? Татош, это нельзя кушать! Это нельзя кушать! Отдай! Отдай! Отдай, зайчик! Это нельзя кушать! Ты кто это? Ты украл? Зайчик, нельзя это, блядь, кушать! Иди, отдай, куда... Откуда принёс? Она живая, если чё! Украл у рыбаков сейчас! Украл у рыбаков сейчас!
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