I'm getting virgin vibes. Yeah. Like, it's the baby fake. Are you in or are you going to go to college? Uh, I'm actually graduating this spring. I'm a third year in college. Oh, shit, so you're not that young. You're graduating? I am. Definitely not getting pussy yet. You're too busy studying. Can we hold my hand? Yes. You feel nervous? No. How do
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По традиции, напекли блинов. Вот. Ратом. И по традиции. И по традиции уже кушаем блинчики, да?
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I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
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Мужчины, потом, ты главное учись, учись, чтобы в будущем мужчине было с тобой интереснее. И вот я училась, училась, у меня красный диплом и золотая медаль, а мужчинам почему-то интереснее с теми, кто ушел после девятого. Я думаю, правильно, правильно. Если стоит она вот с таким вот декольте, вот так вот курит чей-то член, и ты там рядом, а я вален
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One of my favorite lines is from the first season, Fry and Bender are walking up the side of a building, a la, like, Batman 66, right? And they're walking up the side of the building. And Bender walks by a window and he goes, All right, get a room, you two! And the guy in the room goes, Well, we're in a room! And Bender says, Well, they lose some
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