This is life in late-stage capitalism. I wake up at 8 a.m. and immediately get hit with my morning thought-fortisement. Drink sheboinky juice. Half the calories? Twice the sheboink. I then fight my eight roommates for space. Since Zillow now owns 100% of homes, this is our only option for living. For breakfast, my duplicate brings me my morning ra
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Charlie Chocolate
Have you ever seen that video? No. Pull that video up, because it's one of my favorites. This is the United States of America, most powerful country on this planet. And it's not because we have more money or we're better looking. No, because we have something in this country they don't have in other countries. That's right, we're talking about red
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Jeremy Jordan
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Estoy cansado, jefe Cansado de tanto viajar solo como un gorrión en la lluvia
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