My favorite joke. Everyone knows Dave. Dave was bragging to his boss one day. You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, Okay, Dave, how about Tom Cruise? No problem, boss. Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. So Dave and his boss fly out to Ho
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Gaie Houston
Sir, hey, you're assaulting us. That's assault there, buddy. If we did that to somebody, I know you'd be crying about it, right? Because you're called a hypocrite. You don't know how to be a man. You don't have any children, do you? You can't even take care of yourself, much less a child. You have no responsibility, no sense of virtue, no sense of
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Anthony Miller
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Agni Gauss
Thank you.
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jojo9
Don't cry for tears, don't cry When it's all gone, take me this long Don't cry for tears, don't cry When it's all gone, when it's all gone I cannot stand who I am of this man With this blood on my hands, in this blood I am dead So watch my wings burn as they burn in the fire Get on the ass and I am
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