Now that Trump's president, they started deporting illegal immigrants. And I'm just worried because I'm an illegal immigrant from the Maldives. This is where I used to live in the Maldives. And now, at any moment, they could just put me on a plane and send me to the Maldives forever. I won't be able to go to work anymore or pay my bills. Any of th
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Anthony Miller
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Mark Manson
and S. Tourette's Syndrome can perfectly imitate 50 birds. What's the hardest bird to do? Probably the barn swallow. How's that go? Do you ever think you might be a bird? Yeah.
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Agni Gauss
Where's the safe?
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Jacob Junior
It's like a snow globe. Nuh-uh, it's real. Here, watch. Free Doritos at the office today? I think that's a yes!
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Jeremy Jordan
Black and yellow, yeah, ah-ha, you know what it is. Anything I do, I do it big, yeah, ah-ha, screamin' back down, when I pulled off the line, back down, yeah. Right from the town, you see me, you know anything. Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. I put it down from nowhere to my...
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