Мужчины, потом, ты главное учись, учись, чтобы в будущем мужчине было с тобой интереснее. И вот я училась, училась, у меня красный диплом и золотая медаль, а мужчинам почему-то интереснее с теми, кто ушел после девятого. Я думаю, правильно, правильно. Если стоит она вот с таким вот декольте, вот так вот курит чей-то член, и ты там рядом, а я вален
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Gaie Houston
One of my favorite lines is from the first season, Fry and Bender are walking up the side of a building, a la, like, Batman 66, right? And they're walking up the side of the building. And Bender walks by a window and he goes, All right, get a room, you two! And the guy in the room goes, Well, we're in a room! And Bender says, Well, they lose some
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Joseph Mitchell
I cannot believe I used to hate men. I swore off men. I said, I'll never date another man again. And now, I just baked a man a heart-shaped strawberry cake just because he had a really hard week at work. Like, he's my little angel baby. I will cut every single strawberry into a heart for him if he really wanted to. Oh, I love him so bad.
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