Welcome to America. I brought a Four Loko, an Uncle Rocha, but Hello Kitty Soda. Got alcohol in it? This is one of the most American drinks you can have. This will fuel an F450. You drink this, you'll break up with a girlfriend who already blocked you. It's like a Jamba Juice, but drugs. What are you doing? Trying to pour wine for each other? Oh,
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Gaie Houston
What? Yeah, just a couple of things I can't do because I had an abortion yesterday. Was it mine? Yeah, of course it was yours. I didn't want to talk about it beforehand, I just wanted to do it. But I haven't shared with boyfriends in the past, I'm trying to be more open with you. So you're trying to be open with me. How many abortions have you had
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Patricia Lee
Thank you.
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Jacob Junior
Excuse me, excuse me. Pick a number from one to a million. Five. Congratulations, here's five dollars. Oh my gosh, you're stupid. Okay, your turn. Pick a number from one to a million. Huh? Six.
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Olivia Veqqie
I'm not a perfect person, of many things I wish I didn't do, Freeman!
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