There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids? She's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately, no. There's no excuse. Gonna have to let her drown that third one. What if you ask her to DVR the game, b
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Joseph Mitchell
Meet Tommy, the world's largest cow and a proud Guinness World Record holder. This 12-year-old brown Swiss was rescued by a kind grandpa when he was just two years old. Now, he weighs over a ton and drinks two bathtubs worth of water every single day. But despite his massive size, Tommy's a total softie at heart. He might be the biggest cow in the
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Mark Manson
Betty, how about lunch at the In-N-Out Burger? I'm not hungry. All right, forget the burger. How about just the In-N-Out? Very well. How about just the In? Oh. Oh!
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