Oh my god. Drive, man, drive! Drive the boat! What the f***? No, no, no, no. No. Hey, drive the boat. You bought it up? I told y'all y'all I wanted to go kick me. Do you see what just came up under my boat? Yeah, you want to go kick me. You see him out there? He's circling your boat, trying to keep me. You gotta go. I ain't going nowhere. Yeah. I
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Charlie Chocolate
I'm taking out the flowers, I sit for hours, telling all the bloomers, we're killing two birds, pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you. Now is just the time, while both of us are young, puppy love must have its day. Don't you know it's much more fun to love, while the heart is young and gay.
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Joseph Mitchell
Thank you very much.
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Mark Manson
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When I find myself, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my yard of darkness, she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, let it be.
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