Okay, um, uh, we want nice, steady compression. Look at Trapp. That's CPR that'll save a life. Oh, thank you. I used to be a lifeguard. What did you do? I don't know. You were too good at CPR. You should follow. How can I ever repay you? You're joking. You're joking. You're going to be a mess.
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Charlie Chocolate
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Joseph Mitchell
Read this. Father! Father, I've been abducted. I am fine. Abducted. It says abducted. Just say abducted. I've been abducted. I am fine right now, but I may not be for loring. If you do not pay the son of one million doulas... Wait a minute, wait a minute. Loring? The son of one million doulas? What the... That's what it says! That's long and the s
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Zoe ZZZ
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Zoe ZZZ
So you're not married? Nope. Ever been? Nope. Want to be? Nope. Don't you want a woman of your own? What for? Share your name, bear your children, be a companion. To ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling, save my money, and to bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks.
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