One day, Adam and Eve were out in the garden, and Eve starts bleeding. And she tells Adam, and he says, well, where are you bleeding? And she shows him between her legs. He says, oh, well, okay, just go wash it off in the creek, and I'll go talk to God about it, and we'll see what we can do. So she goes over to the creek, and Adam goes up to God a
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Charlie Chocolate
One more word, please give me one. Gubernatorial. You know what, you're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you, or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder.
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Patricia Lee
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Joseph Mitchell
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Olivia Veqqie
P.J. Black, I love you Ooh, ooh, shake, shake, now drop What your mama said Ooh, ooh, shake, shake, now drop What your man said Ooh, ooh, shake, shake, now drop What your bitch said
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