avatar Patricia Lee

Our best chef was recently diagnosed with being old as fuck, and he lost the ability to walk. Until we realized all we had to do was shove a galvanized square steel beam deep through his rectum and turn him into a human gondola. Craziest part is he actually enjoyed it. Two years later, we're on our third Michelin star.

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avatar Mark Manson

Welcome to the daily鬆 Candidate Show.

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Смотрите, вот так собака стоит. Не знаю, зачем она так забралась. Может быть, чтоб в лужу не упасть? Прям Джеки Чан какой-то. Ладно, это, конечно же, ее дело.

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Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. You are too much raining.

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