Pizza. Pizza. Pussy. Pizza. Puss-ass bitch. Pizza. Oh, see you understood that, stupid motherfucker, you? Burger. Motherfucker. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot diggity dog! Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot diggity dog.
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jojo9
What are you doing? Oh, giving the kids their dental check-up. Excellent, bud. As usual. Beautiful, Kelly. Good girl. Okay, kids. Go on upstairs and we'll forge your dental forms in the morning. Ah, well, that wasn't so bad. Yeah, thank God we didn't need tetanus shots. Oh, I hate that little tetanus.
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Sophia Rich
What's your first name? Anakin. Nah, I'm just playing. It's Balan. Don't bullshit. It'll take you to jail for that. It's Balan. Yeah, I'm not stupid. I know that. I literally thought you were just asking my costume. I said, what's your first name? I know. I thought you were talking about the costume. Everybody needs to be quiet. Okay, well, you're
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