police officer pulled over this car for speeding he got through the window and seen a woman screaming in the passenger seat the husband who was driving then told him why he was speeding pull it out no no no baby pull it out that s the reason why i m speeding up knowing that she was having a baby at that moment the police officer went to his car grabbed gloves in a sterile blanket and then helped
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Gaie Houston
miss this is a no parking zone goofy i m sorry but your grandma has got to go oh please me just one more money absolutely no thanks me i knew you d understand you re the best friend my guy could ever have in fact coocy i ll talk to you later
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Agni Gauss
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jojo9
yeah give me a second if could i see inside you got to see a minute i actually do have a few dude would you mind it s like a little schmuck sample did you have to pay off a list to get this place to it in nineteen ninety eight guess i got rid of her she was a second owner across the mope we go whoa that s incredible we re first of all there s a fireplace where
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Mark Manson
it just dawned on me what i think i just kind of worked i m tired of the mother s mother we still doing dad jokes like really we can t find anything else to laugh about you poured dish soap on your face what d you gain from that trojala logging with these jokes
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Mark Manson
hey i found this kitty it s kind of spicy is it by your kidding anybody know what kind of cat this is says his name is bob
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