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Gaie Houston
I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way Yo, what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake So I put my head down and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pr
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Anthony Miller
When you think you can talk back to your mom and then your dad pulls up.
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John Paul
How much of the mangoes? $20? $20? Alright, I put $1,000 down on a hand of blackjack. Definitely gonna stand that, gonna stand that one. I just lost $1,000. Stand that again. I just lost another $1,000. I'm sorry.
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