So pretty! Look at you! Aww! You're so good! How old are you? Are you at least this many? Yeah? How old are you? You're that many! You're so smart! You want to play a game on Daddy's phone? You want to play a game on Daddy's phone? She can play with my phone, right? Put your number on Daddy's phone! Come on!
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Jacob Junior
Yeah, just on visa today, thanks. This got charged $800? You got a credit card skimmer on the back of your f***ing head? F***sucker!
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Zoe ZZZ
I accidentally clogged my boyfriend's toilet, so I took the poop out and put it in his cat's litter box. Then he asked if I pooped in it, and I said no, but he said his cat has been dead for a week. Please pick me up.
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