If you had died tonight, me and the kids would have nothing. So I sat down on the bed next to her. And I reached in my pocket and pulled some keys out that she had never seen before. What are those keys? Those are the keys to my safe deposit box. Anything ever happen to me, you and the kids have everything you need in that box. And we hugged each
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I'm not talking about that, love. An orgy? I've never been part of an orgy before. Oh, me neither. But I will need to give it a try. Can I blow the tin man? Get the fuck out of here.
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Надо мною тишина, небо полное огня, свет проходит с вас меня, и я свободен зла.
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This cat beats his neighbor every day, and no one knows why. Not for food, not for love, not even for territory. Just shows up at the window and smacks the guy, then leaves. It all started when this furry little menace randomly appeared at the window next door. The owner thought, aw, a stray cat, and kindly offered him some food. Big mistake. Beca
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Чего ты хочешь, Пусик? Бутерброд. Какой? С кабасуней. С кабасуней? Да. Ты не наелась, что ли? Не наелась. Ну ты же кушала уже. Я не наелась, потому что я еще хочу кушать. Голодненькая? Голодненькая, да. Я хочу перекусить. Мороженое ела?
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