Welcome to life. Can I get you started with some education? Yeah. How much are your college degrees? Four years apiece. Great. I'll have business. All right. Engineering? Next two years. I'm not doing anything else right now. Okay. How about spouses? Yeah. Can I get soulmate? I don't know where that rumor got started, but we don't serve that here.
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Zoe ZZZ
Taylor, stop! You can't use scouring powder on a car. Why? Everything's coming off. Including the paint, Taylor? I swear! No, you know what, Katie? This one is on us. She's 18 years old, and apparently we've taught her no common sense. You're right. It's a list of all the things you need to learn how to do before you move out of the house. Is this
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John Paul
Thank you.
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Joseph Mitchell
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jojo9
Emma, how old are you? 22. How many units of Botox do you have? 32. Lauren, how old are you? 24. And how many units of Botox do you have? I have 104. I have 40 in my masseters and 64 in my face. And Darren, how old are you? 38 years old. And how many units do you have? None. No, I've been using the same towel to dry my crotch and my face for the l
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