This is my point of view of drinking in Michelob Ultra. Excuse me sir, you can't be drinking in the park like that. Why don't you mind your fucking business?
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Jeremy Jordan
I've got to kill myself and make you all work.
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Gaie Houston
Yes, come on. Do you bone that well? That's the thing that I don't know how to bone. Well, that's just something you have to learn how to do. I've been married so many times I've learned how to bone anything.
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Olivia Veqqie
Big body bands remember I used to be dusty. Big body bands remember I used to be dusty. Big body bands remember I used to be dusty. Big body bands remember I used to be dusty. Now I want my money, y'all hunters in the rush please. I was selling weed when they came out with white teeth.
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Patricia Lee
Hey, you guys want to see something terrifying? Watch this. Everybody wave your arms! Everybody jump in the air! Let's invade Poland! See that? That's the Milgram experiment. That's how it starts, with dancing. The dad from Footloose was right.
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Gaie Houston
WHOA! A TURTLE! That's a tortoise. That's a turtle. That's a tortoise. That's a fucking turtle. I just made a diorama on reptiles. I know everything about-
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