time to shoot your shot the worst thing she could do is say no girl like your feet can i take you out to dinner sometime really what the yeah everything was great i had a great time you want to do it again do it again hell no you're paying for dinner thank you so much goodbye
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Gaie Houston
That's your ex right there. Thanks. Remember when you said that I was crazy and delusional and I'll never find a good man? Well, look at me now. You said that being single would cause me to go absolutely insane. And now we're insanely in love. Oh my God.
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Jeremy Jordan
The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing. Well, thank you.
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Joseph Mitchell
Thank you.
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Jacob Junior
The most important part of your recovery is we need to suck your ass. Oh. In every way imaginable. Um, I mean, if it's part of my recovery. It is.
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Anthony Miller
But I promise, mama's gon' be alright And if you ask me, do daddy's gonna buy you a Mockingbird? I'm gon' give you the world I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that Mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'ma break that party's neck I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it t
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