Want to hear a joke? Shoot it. Bet. There's 503 bricks on a plane, one falls. How many are left? No, 503. Bet. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? You can't. It's easy. You take the elephant, open the fridge, stuff it in, and close the fridge. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Same way. The same way? No, you open the fridge, take
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Charlie Chocolate
Thank you.
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Olivia Veqqie
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Thank you for listening.
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Будет жарко, а может не будет, а может дождь будет, а может не будет, а может с утра будет тепло, обед дождь, вечером снег, ночью духота, под утро лавина, а может будет и дождь, и ливень, и шторм, и буря, и жара, и град, и смрад, и ретроград, и листопад, снегопад, и мармелад, и все это в течение часа. Кто знает, так что можно выходить в шортах, но
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Oh, wait, hold on. Oh, whoa. I was about to stalk him. I thought it was a man.
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