Warte! Stopp! Anhalte! Papa, da ist rot! Das ist rot, Papa. Okay, habe ich verstanden. Das ist grün. Das... Ah! Oh mein Gott! Das ist so viel!
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John Paul
Why did you hit me in the head, Leopold? Don't you know that might make me very angry, and I will do terrible, horrible things to you. I'm going to bed now, Leopold. I know you won't make any noise to wake me up.
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Joseph Mitchell
see the magic ring? Yeah, of course. Fuck! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I missed. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're the brain! Yay!
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Olivia Veqqie
I love you, you've ever said Cause I love the small things that you do Oh, what am I, what I say to you When we're apart, and I'm missing you
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jojo9
天上太阳 红啊红彤彤啊心中的太阳是毛
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Jeremy Jordan
I found out the craziest shit today. There's a dentist down the road that just got busted selling drugs. I've been going to this guy for 14, 15 years. Since high school really. Never would have dreamed he was a dentist. Wow.
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