With your feet on the air, your hands on the ground Try to stretch and
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Patricia Lee
You get high, and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail? Duh. That's so hypocritical. Oh, yeah? Let me ask you something, Kumar. You like giving handjobs? No, sir. You like getting handjobs? Yeah. All right, well, that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer, too. So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
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John Paul
If my heart comes so thick, I'll find a way to rock and I'll go.
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Isabella Lewis
Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Jack, where do I sense you? Jack, get up! Oh!
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Jeremy Jordan
Excuse me. Oh shit. I thought you were super pretty but then I got close. My bad.
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Olivia Veqqie
Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those? Being a lip-pain! Her, must be Italian! Look! There's the candle!
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