Yo, Tommy, how's your steak-out shake from cook-out, steak-out kick?
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Sophia Rich
I didn't get a very good grip. 90 pounds? 90.4 pounds? And then just squeeze it as hard as you can. There you go. You want me to try first? No, I just gave you my grip strength. Oh no! 79.8. Ready?
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Gaie Houston
If you fill your butthole with helium, then superglue your cheeks shut, you will not float away into space like a cool human balloon. You will just vomit and pass out, then wake up in the hospital after they pop your noose open with a spring-loaded cheek spreader and deflate you like a meat whoopee cushion. You will...
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Sophia Rich
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Jeremy Jordan
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Jacob Junior
He's out of it. Alright children, alright, alright, alright, alright. Right, he's twisted tight around him now. He should've come out, shouldn't he? Yep. Right, ready? Give him this the bite on, don't he? I'm sorry. I'm going to fuck it all!
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