You can put that down, I'll give you five bucks. I can't.
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Mark Manson
You're softer than a limp dick! Oh my God! How much did you pay? For what? That ass! How much could you pick up? How much? Yes. A lot. A lot? By the pounds or anything? Like six, seven hundred pounds. Aww. What was her name? Ha ha ha ha!
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Mark Manson
Oh Oh Oh Oh
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Jeremy Jordan
The fastest way to know if something will work for you is to try it. Learn to proceed without certainty. Life doesn't come with a trial period or a money-back guarantee. There's no GPS for your journey, no step-by-step guide to becoming who you're meant to be. Every day, you're writing a story without knowing the ending. You can spend years theori
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John Paul
Testing to see if my date is a red flag or not. That's a really nice necklace that you just put on. I've honestly never seen a design like that before. Oh, thank you. It's actually really cool. If I press it twice on the back, it'll send my location to my friends and the police. That's really cool. I actually have a sister. She works night shift,
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Zoe ZZZ
Oh, stupid fucking retard, man. Halfway around the turn.
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