You ever wanted to whoop somebody's ass, but you can't because you ain't got no hands? Well, fuck with me, though. All you gotta do is dial 1-800-What's Hattin'? And I come beat they ass for you. I do chokeouts, knockouts, slapouts. What's Hattin', homie? How you get in my backyard? You got beef for the nigga named Paul? Fuck that nigga. Body slam
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Joseph Mitchell
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this test and don't ask why So make the best of this test and don't ask why
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Jacob Junior
This will be
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Charlie Chocolate
This little creature looks like a caterpillar, got cursed by a wizard, and turned into a sausage with eyes. But nope, it's a hognose snake. And this snake, drama. Absolute theater major. First it puffs up like it's about to drop a diss track. Flattens its head like, I swear I'm dangerous. And when that doesn't work, boom, Oscar-worthy death scene.
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Isabella Lewis
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Olivia Veqqie
Cruc sacra sit mihi lux, non dracos sit mihi dux, vare retro satana, num quam suare mihi vana.
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