You said we need to lock eyes for me to turn to stone? Yes. So I'll just wait for you to blink before I strike. I don't think you understand. You're literally turning to stone. So even if I blink for a second, it's not like you can... What the shit? No matter. So long as I maintain my gaze. You're powerless to stop me. Your eyes are looking...
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Sophia Rich
So baby, I'm so in love with you.
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Joseph Mitchell
Can you find these gaps in your resume? I would love to, but I can't. Why can't you? Because I signed an NDA. Signed an NDA with who? Can't tell you. That was part of the NDA. What kind of work were you doing? That was also part of the NDA. That's incredibly suspicious. How is it suspicious to sign a legal contract with a company and then honor it
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Charlie Chocolate
Thank you.
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Gaie Houston
Just grated my knuckle, instead of grating the cheese. What are you gonna do, huh?
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