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avatar Anthony Miller

You should try to leave a copy of your resume in the printer at work, because then when your boss finds it, if he likes you, he's going to be like, oh crap, this dude's about to quit, better give him a raise. And if he doesn't like you, he's going to be like, oh good, this dude's about to quit. I don't have to fire him now. Boom.

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avatar Patricia Lee

Dude, are you kidding me? I don't have time for this. Come, I'm sorry. Okay, okay. I'm sorry, you're in the middle of the road. That's a dumb choice to be. Go here, go, go, go. Okay, be free. Love you, bye. Bye, bye.

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avatar Agni Gauss
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avatar jojo9

A little bit nervous and breath motion

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Where do you live? In the city. Do you have a house? Apartment. I want to rent. Rent. What do you do for a living? Lots of things. Where's your office? I don't have one. How come? I don't need one. Where's your wife? Don't have one. How come? It's a long story. Do you have kids? No, I don't. How come? It's an even longer story. Are you my dad's br

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. Then let's trade places and see who has it tougher. Fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who the hell are you? Where's Brad? Oh, I'm Brad's friend, Scott. We're trading places to see who has it tougher. Can you believe these guys? Yeah, it's impossible to find good employees these days. Especially in construction. Oh, you

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