You think I can fit this whole thing in my mouth? That's funny, that's what your mom asked me last night. Don't get up! Oh, I'm a king of the swans! Now you hold on a damn minute! You spoke to my mother last night! Yeah. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Hello, Dad. I got good news and I got bad news. Good news is Mom's still alive. Bad news is she's sleeping w
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Olivia Veqqie
3, 2, 1 Ok les gars! 3, 2, 1 Ok les gars!
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John Paul
Aldo, are you ever going to speak on the alleged video that leaked of you stealing a truckload of helium tanks? I had nothing to do with the helium that was stolen.
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ROFL
Thank you for listening.
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Day of silence
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I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24 the way? Then you're going, I don't know. Tell me why are we so blind to see that the one we hurt are you and me? I've been single when I could have done the best of my life.
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