Breaking news, pro-open border Nazra Ahmed who went viral for defining what being Somali symbolizes? So I'm Somali, I'm proud to be Somali. To me, being Somali isn't just eating bananas with rice. It's a lot, it's like, it's an interesting thing. It's very hard to describe what it means to be Somali and what it means to be American, but it's like
A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT." I REPLIED, "I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!"
If I welded the Twin Towers, the planes would have just bounced off them fuckers. If I was the person welding the Titanic, that shit would have never fucking sank, I can guarantee that. You're not using enough fucking heat, you stupid fuck.
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