Career Day. So what do you all want to be when we grow up? I want to be an astronaut! A ballerina! What about you? I want to be a... Doritos farmer! You can't be a Doritos farmer! Oh, really? Astronaut, Ballerina, Fa. Doritos Nacho Cheese. Doritos.
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?
Whoever said "YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!" obviously never worked for CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR or The Washington Post. Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.
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