A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, 'IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT.' I REPLIED, 'I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!'
The male version of "you cheated in my dream"\nDafenet @patdafenet - 1d: So my girl almost died 3 fcking times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't FCKING listen. Now I'm irritated.
THIS WOMAN'S HUSBAND GOT KIDNAPPED BY GANG, SO SHE KIDNAPPED THE GANG LEADER'S MOTHER IN REVENGE. SHE MADE A VIDEO DEMANDING A SWAP AND BOTH VICTIMS WERE RELEASED SAFELY.
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