A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, 'IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT.' I REPLIED, 'I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!'
10 SIGNS YOU'RE DOING WELL IN LIFE:\n1.) You have a roof over your head.\n2.) You ate today.\n3.) You have a good heart.\n4.) You wish good for others.\n5.) You have clean water.\n6.) Someone cares for you.\n7.) You strive to be better.\n8.) You have clean clothes.\n9.) You have a dream.\n10.) You’re breathing.\nBe Thankful For The Little Things
I'm wildin', pull up purchase, jumpin' on my back They know I got it, smokin', fuckin', chokin', loader all the time She know I'm focused, total rollin', play, I bust it, that's in my back It's kickin'
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