Not every flower can say love But a rose can Not every plant survives a thirst But a cactus can Not every asshole can read But look at you go, little buddy I don't care if you lick windows Or fuck farm animals You hang in there, Cupcake Because you're fucking special to me, my friend Look at you smiling at your phone You crayon-eating motherfucker
There is more money being spent on boobjobs and viagra than on Alzheimer's research, which means by 2040 the elderly will have perky boobs, stiff willies and no idea why.
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