A child pushes a stroller, then runs away crying from a person with a prosthetic leg. Another child runs in a field with dogs and falls. A child is lifted to feed a giraffe, which pulls off their hat. A child runs away from geese, crying. A child tries to lead a lamb, saying 'You're pissing me off.' A child tries to feed a cow, which pulls their ha
Innoculate your kids against socialism by having them clean the bathroom. Pay them $10. Then take away $7 and give it to their sibling who didn't help. Socialism won't seem so attractive then.
Wait so you're telling me. Wait. So. Me. Future. Just. Box. All day. Future. Music. Pay. Borrow. You. Just. Disappears. Wait. So. Eat. Picture. Strangers. Like. And. Future. Own. Type. Call. First. Considered. Rude. So you're telling me in the future people just post their diary for everyone to see? Some people get paid for it? For their diary? And
He's had diarrhea all morning... Mama, I need some Viagra. What? What the hell do you mean Viagra for? Isn't that what you give Daddy when his shit won't get hard? Hey baby, where do you want to go for lunch? McDonald's. Okay, we can go, but you gotta spell it first. Screw it, let's go to KFC. Elephant. Yes, good job. Zebra. No, baby, that's a gira
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