Courtroom exchange of the day.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, how can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: B
For committing fraud on a massive scale and using daycares as your cover-up, this court sentences you to 30 years in state prison. Can you just deport me please? Absolutely not. You'll do your full sentence here and we'll be deported afterwards.
Are you driving Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's office actually so so I'll just give me one second. I'm parking right now. I'm pulling in right now at the second. Yes, I am. All right. What are we doing? Your Honor, we are especially requesting an adjournment in this matter, possibly two to four weeks that the court would allow.
A predatory towing company snatched a man's truck from his own apartment complex at 3 a.m. They claimed his parking permit was not visible. Wait until the judge finds out they sold it at auction just five days later. Your Honor, we patrolled that lot strictly. His permit had slipped off the dashboard. It wasn't on the rearview mirror. Policy says I HAVE PHOTOS REQUIRED AND CIVIL RACKETEERING
talking about on your show is your allegation that government officials are aiding in pedophilia, child trafficking, and the grooming of children, right? You mean like what Jeffrey Epstein did with the cleanse? Oh my God! That is a right hand! Oh my goodness! Tomorrow's right hand is ridiculous! Oh my God!
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