A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT." I REPLIED, "I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!"
Cause you had a bad day, you take me one down, you sing me that song, just turn it around, you take me some notes, you tell me don't lie, you want me to smile and you go for a ride, you have a bad day, you see what you like, and how does it feel, one more time, you had a bad day, you had a bad day. Cause you had a bad day.
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