A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT." I REPLIED, "I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!"
I feel like you're an attention whore. You know what people do when they're wrong in an argument? They start insulting the other person. You've called me an attention whore? You are. That's your opinion. You've called me an attention whore? You've also called me a liar. Because you're lying? Like, to be honest, you're the one over here trying to f... Get the f*** out.
Did you see that video? No. It's bananas. Something else. What would you say to people who feel they haven't gotten charges, Mr. President? Something that people care about. Wait for it. Yeah, what did you say to the survivors who feel they haven't gotten charges? You are the worst reporter. No one to see. CNN has no ratings because of people like
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