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I'm a cockroach. Want me gone? Mix sugar with baking soda and leave it where I crawl. I'll eat it happily. But the soda will inflate me from the inside and I won't survive. I'm an ant. Sprinkle cinnamon or ground black pepper where I walk. I can't stand those smells and I'll leave on my own. I'm a mosquito. Can't sleep because of me? Place lavende

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avatar Zoe ZZZ
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU BARELY DO ANYTHING ALL DAY, BUT STILL NEED TO HAVE A NAP TO CONTINUE TO DO BARELY ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU BARELY DO ANYTHING ALL DAY, BUT STILL NEED TO HAVE A NAP TO CONTINUE TO DO BARELY ANYTHING.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders trib.al/fSfsC1q

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders trib.al/fSfsC1q

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

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avatar Jacob Junior

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avatar Jacob Junior
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well that’s just great…some asshole’s got my pen.”

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well that’s just great…some asshole’s got my pen.”

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