THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END.
There are no perfect husbands and no perfect wives, but if you will keep believing in each other, there will be plenty of perfect moments in your marriage.
I pissed off my wife & she asked me to call my other chick... so I hung up & called her right back & said "can I speak to" personality #5 cause personality #2 is trippin... 😂🙄😂
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